Thursday, September 23, 2010

Mosque at ground zero and other things

I am appalled that so many of my friends are against the mosque near
Ground Zero. We should allow it in order to promote tolerance.

I also propose that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque
to promote tolerance in the mosque. We could call them "The Turban
Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an
open bar b-q with pork ribs and across the street a very daring
lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret." And next door
in flashing lights open an Adult Toy Shop. I think for the purpose of
tolerance we should build accordingly around the Mosque.


GOD BLESS AMERICA ! !

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